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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane



Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth




Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968




The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright



When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain




It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller



When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)

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Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown
Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter