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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown




A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold




You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown



I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter




There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994



Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)